Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Thugs Don't Do Flip-Flops

From today's New York Post via NahRight

DMX--the oft-arrested hip-hop star--says real men don't wear sandals. And he blames Beyoncé for Jay-Z's flip-flop fetish. "The flip-flops--he's just not the same," DMX complains in Vibe magazine. "It's Beyoncé. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't do flip-flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I'm on--we been to St. Thomas, Bahamas, all the little islands--I don't wear no flip-flops. I'm never that comfortable, not even in my own house."

Tell me one thing about this post that isn't hysterically funny. If DMX ever gives up rap, he could easily become a stand-up comic.

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