Infidelity

I've always prided myself on my loyalty. People who cheat on their partners? Pfffft--how very weak of them. Folks who cross their friends or family for whatever reason? Scum of the earth. Naturally given my superior attitude on staying faithful, God has chosen to test me. You see, all my life, I've been a do or die Yankee fan. I've loved them through good times and bad, and prided myself on having never once attending a game at Shea Stadium (until last year and it was only as a favor to a friend!). But now I gotta admit, I feel myself mentally straying. Thoughts of cheating on the Bombers with--cough--I-can-barely-say-it, the Mets keep running through my mind, over and over and over again. I lay the blame of my treasonous thoughts at the feet of one man and one man alone....


^^...and I keep thinking, is he that good, worth throwing away all that me and the Yanks have had together until now??? My head says no, but dammit, my heart screams yes!